Probably the dumbest cat ever

If you know me, you will know that i am a big fan of the Simpson. If you are familiar with the yellow family you might know there is a recurring character on the show they call her the crazy cat lady. She usally mutters some form of giber-ish, while grabing cats out of her coat and throwing them at people. The untold story of they crazy cat lady is what scares me the most. When the cat lady was a child, she wanted to be a docture and a lawer. pretty crazy huh. well she went and lived her dream of being a docture and a lawer. She started getting a little stressed out with all the work so she bought her self a couple cats untill the job drove her coo-coo-bannas, then she became the well known cat lady. You see this is my worst fear. That i will give into stress one day and become the town's crazy cat lady. except with birds. yeah birds.

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                         (here take one of my cats, they need a home and i cant take care of them, have mercy on the cute little kittens.)

 The wise Liz Lemon once said "She will turn into one of those crazy ladies who lets her birds fly around cage less" My question is... Whats wrong with that!!!!

Birds are pretty awesome, and they make my day go by like one-hundred times better. They are so happy and chearful. unfourtunitly my family dose not agree... you see i have two parkeets, one's name is Avary, the other is Avalon. and my family pretty much hates them. There to nosiey or something.

Anyyy wayyys so yeah, i like birds. One day i want to live in a avary because that would be heck-a-tight.

So even though i do love birds i love cats as well just like the cat lady. you might be yelling to your self..."YOU CANT LIKE CATS AND BIRDS! YOUR CATS WILL KILL YOUR BIRDS!!!" Aw quite the contrary, you see cats these days are pretty fat and lazy, so fat and lazy that they don't even try to kill birds anymore!!! (what ever happened to Selvester chasing Tweety Bird?) Well.... At least my cat is. My cat can barley even call himself a cat. He is the laziest fattest cat ever (he would make Garfield proud) and he is afraid of everything to high-piched whistling to parakeets. Yep parakeets. some times he will try to lightly bat at my parakeets when they are running around but they will in-turn turn around and attack him with pecks and squawks and he will cower away to a conner like the pathetic thing he is. My parakeets are so dumb. They have no survival instincts. at all. they will be flying around and land right on my cat (I think they like his soft fur or something) and my cat will freak out but he doesn't really know what to do. He just kind of sits there and crys, then twiches his fur a bunch, and turns his head to try and get them off of him.

 some times he just walks around and lets the birds ride around on him, that is if he doesnt die of fright first. I think my parkeets are a lot smarter then i credit them for. They got a big furry cat under their control. they can tell him too leave if they dont want him around, or they can just ride around on him like he is their personal show-fur.  now thats livin the dream.

Hate Crimes

I usually try to keep my opinion to myself, because I do not like hurting others or getting in to arguments over things i believe in. Today I'm frustrated with humanity. In my social psych class we have an assignment to have a day of non- conformity. Since it seems to be the norm (in my eyes) to be liberal and pro everything, I'm choosing to go against that norm and stand up for what i believe in. But why do I not get cheers from my fellow men to do so? why dose everyone say "I'm so proud of you for standing up for what you believe in" when it has to do with attending a silent protest at temple square, and then when i stand up for what i believe in people start using words like "hater" and "anti-gay". when did i ever say i was anti-gay or that i hated homosexuals? I do not hate homosexuals, i do not hate the poor, i do not hate the mentally ill, or the elderly, or any other race, culture or religion. BUT I am a firm supporter of elder packers beautiful talk on cleansing the inner vessel, and i give him respect for having the strength to speak up about one of the hardest things today's society is facing, and stating that the church still (and will always) support the love between a man and a women. I listen to my prophets and i believe that they will never lead me astray. I also believe that in elder packers talk there was not one ant-gay or hate full words towards anyone for that matter. The gay population has blown his talk way out of proportion, they will take any chance they get to protest our believes and when they stand with signs that say "love" not "hate" it truly makes me sick. How can they stand there hating elder packer and the Church and then clam that they don't hate?
So from what i can see the gay community is upset with this one line of his talk
"Some suppose that they were preset and cannot overcome what they feel are inborn temptations toward the impure and unnatural. Not so! Remember, God is our Heavenly Father." I would like to explain this statement the best i can from what i believe personally. also i would like to add this statement that came from a protester at temple square "if god didn't make gays, there wouldn't be any" True, totally and completely true. but remember what elder packer said we can over come it. I would like to quote my favorite scipture verse Either 12 27: " and if men come unto me I will show unto them their weakness. I give unto men weakness that they may be humble: and my grace is sufficient for all men that humble themselves before me, and have faith in me, then will i make weak things become strong unto them." God dose not give us any trial that we can not over come, with his help, because without him it will become almost impossible, because saintin will work to bring you come closer and closer to him.
I believe that god has given us all different personal weaknesses that we will be able to over come with his help. and i do believe that if a man or women has homosexual feelings, if they work with god they can learn to overcome them and be strong. So i do believe that they are born with homosexual feelings, but they were also born to be able to over come them. I know it may seem imposable to some but i do know its possible i know people that have turned to god and over come their home sexual feelings but it is a constant processes. Those that have been given the challenge to face homosexual feelings must be amazing strong spirits because i do not know if my spiritt is strong enough to over come such a great trial. So for all of those struggling or that have over come it, i am rutting for you and support you. may god bless you.

Books, Paper, and Pens.

It's that time a year again. Yep you got it. School is back in session. It's not like I didn't just get out of summer school three weeks ago but you know thats totally different. The whole feel for summer school is just gross. Nobody is into it especially me, and every body just gives there half crap attempt at it. Anyways... I love school! I love being here! I love being around people who are interested in the same thing as I am and they are ready to learn! I love reading my text books and trying to work towards getting the best grade I can possibly get. It's motivating waking up every day and going to learn more and more about what I love. I can't wait to go to grad school! I just want to keep learning and learning I love psychology and I love what I will be able to do with it! I hope I can stay on top of things this whole semester, and not let myself fall behind in any of my classes... well at least any of my psych classes I am so done with family studies!

Do Not Drink the Water

Chapter Two: Monks,  Good Chi, and Water
   At the local Food Mart Fresh Peter Stared Intently at of what look like an ordinary bottle of water.
    "Peter I said what do you want for dinner tonight? Are you listing to me? Why are you staring at that bottle of water?"
   It was Peters girl friend Kaycee, They have been dating for a little over three months, and Peter was really starting to like her a lot.
   "Errrr... Sorry Kaycs what was that?" Peter looked up at Kaycee, like a lost puppy.
   "Why is it when ever you see that particular brand of water you have an out of body experience? I don't see how it's different then any other water." Kaycee was starting to lose her patience with Peter, this had to of been the third time this week that he wandered off to the bottled water section of the store.
   "Well it's not really this particular brand for say.... it's just something my.... friend has been telling me." Peter Said in a very hesitant manor, as if he were embarrassed for his explanation.
   " This isn't another one of those crazy things your friend Oliver told you is it? When do I get to meet this Oliver anyways, he sounds very... interesting..."
   " Hey Oliver's a good kid he just has some interesting idea sometimes..."
   "And what is his idea this time?"
   "Uhhhhh......" Peters face was starting to turn red. Even though Oliver did have crazy ideas he stood up for him and Kaycee didn't seem to understand, that's why he was hesitant to let Kaycee meet him.
   "Well, What Is It!?" Kaycee was starting to get upset. She didn't under stand how Peter could be so mature and put together, and yet his best friend seemed so childish. She didn't like the influence he had on him.
   "OK I'll tell you" Peter said relentlessly, "But you have to promise to not judge him he's just paranoid and I know his theory is crazy but I just can't help myself to think about it because it's all he ever talks about. ...OK... He believes that the government is trying to control us through drinking water... I know it's crazy but the kid deals with a lot of stress, it can do things to you."
  "Where does this kid come up with this stuff!" Kaycee couldn't help herself from laughing even though she promise she wouldn't. "I mean whats next? Cats are really just aliens trying to take over the world?" She snickered.
   "Well actually he's not really into space stuff... It's always been the government that's been 'after him' Peter said in Oliver's defense.
  "That's not my point at all! This kid is straight up loony and you treat him like he is some sort of genius." She still couldn't stop laughing her sides where starting to split and she was starting to struggle to breath because she was laughing so hard. It must of been the combination of Peter's doe eyes and Oliver's Crazy theory.
  "He's like a little brother to me, and besides he actually got a lot of research to support his idea so he's not completely mad... give him a break." Peter just wanted her to understand, sometimes he thought that letting her meet him would of just made things easier. Oliver meant a lot to him and he wasn't willing to give him up for Kaycee.
  "OK Peter I'll try to give the kid some respect, but can you please explain what is so special about that bottle of water?"
  "Oh Well, It's from the high mountains in China, It's bottled by Monks who put there blessing on it, to give it good Chi.... It's one of the few company's that Oliver says is safe to drink." He explained as if he were the founder of the company. "But, I was just you know... checking it out." Peter laughed very awkwardly.
  "That is the biggest load of garbage I have ever heard!" Kaycee laughed, she wasn't really seeming to take the whole crazy idea seriously at all. "Who pays an extra 50 cents per bottle for 'blessed' water? I can't believe the stuff people fall for these days!" Kaycee was a major skeptic she has a hard time believing a lot of the things she hears, which is one of they reasons she like Peter so much, he was so calm and put together and always use logic to explain things, that is unless Oliver is involved. Kaycee was so ready to settle down and have a family, she is 28 and all her sisters are married and have kids, she didn't want some crazy kid like Olive ruin her chance with Peter, who would be a perfect husband and father, but she decide to let it go for now.
  "OK lets just go home already I'm tired of having this conversation, and I'm really tired, I had a long day of work today." Peter sighed.
   "OK but you never answered my first question!"
   "What do you mean that's all we have been talking about for the last 20 minutes?"
   "It's the whole reason we came here in the first place! she laughed. "What do you want for dinner?"
   "Oh yeah that's right! I totally forgot!" He said with a grin.
That night they went home and had a nice dinner and after a movie Peter walked Kaycee home, then went back to Food Marked Fresh to pick up a fifty-pack of "Good Chi Water". Which was not easy to lug home on his bike... He laughed the whole way home... he couldn't believe what he was doing.
 

Do Not Drink the Water

Chapter One: Peter and Oliver

     "All I'm saying is just don't drink the water." Oliver demanded for the fiftieth time. "It's the government's way of controlling us, there trying to dumb us down so we will listen to anything they say."
    "Why are you so determined to convince me of you crazy theory, has anyone ever told you your just being paranoid?" Peter replied as if he were talking to a child who wasn't willing to leave his parents alone about letting him get a dog.
   "I'm just looking out for you buddy!" He grinned not letting Peters upset tone bother him. Then his face turned serious and firm, "Just listen to me OK" he sighed. "I have been looking deep in to this and this is no joke, its been a classified study the government has been working on but they were always weary about testing it out, but now that we have been having so many over turns in our government they are getting sick of the people and there many opinions, so there testing it out on our little city and once it works all of America will be under there spell."
    "Oliver your my best friend, and I want to believe you. Honestly. My only problem is America is all about freedom, how can we be free when we have no agency?" He is still determined to not let the child have the dog. "And another thing, we work at a water perfection plant for crying out loud! It's my job to test whats in the water to make sure it's safe. I assure you not one drop of water comes out of here with 'mind controlling' drugs in it."
    "Alright, but don't come crying to me when the government has you all 'zombie-fyed'." He laughed. "Actually now that I think about it you wont even be able to complain about it because you'll be to stupid to even know your a zombie! ....Which is why I want you to believe me.... I want to keep you they way you are Peter, I really value our friendship and you know that." He said endearingly.
   "OK! OK! Don't get all lovey dovey on me kid! Peter laughed almost spitting out his milk. Oliver's jokes about them being "sole mates" always made Peter laugh like a immature school boy, but this time he could tell he was serious.
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   "Ah time to go back to work right sole mate!" Oliver giggled.
   "Yes it is, and don't call me sole mate!" He grumbled. "I'm going back to work and making sure that no zombie drugs go into the water. You can go back to whatever it is you do."
   " Hey! I'm a certified water technician and you know it!" He said proudly.
   " Ah... Right.. Sometimes I forget about that. With all that non-sense filled in your head and all, it's hard to believe that theirs anything of use in there." he said while knocking on Peters head as if nothing was in there.
   " Ha. Ha. Real funny." Sarcasm was another of Oliver's favorite responses. Oliver pulled a funny face at Peter like the little child he is and walked away.
    Peter walked away from Oliver shaking his head a laughing heading towards his work station. Peter is twenty-five years old but sometimes acts like he's forty-five. The young spirit of Oliver reminds him of his little brother Jack, who was wrongfully lost to the ocean on one of the two brothers daily visit to beach, but there was a bad wind that day, and the biggest wave Peter and Jack have ever seen on that cold day picked Jack up and threw him in to the rocky cliffs. Peter tried to save him... but he was gone... Ever since that happened a piece of Peter was missing, but Oliver filled that void as if he were his little brother. After Jack died Peter took a seriousness to life, no more playing around like a child, and he could no longer stand his home in Pacific Beach California, and he gave up his dream of being a pro surfer, it was Jack's dream anyways, he was the real surfer.
   He left his home in California and got the first job he could find in Washington. He always loved the majestic mountains of Washington. His family took a trip there when he was sixteen and he found refuge there, blocked in from the mountains, thousands of miles away from the ocean. He lives in Trent Wood Washington, which is just an hour away from Spokane Washington and just twenty minutes away from Opportunity Washington, which was his original destination to start his new life but unlike the name suggest he found no opportunity there and went to the next closes city not losing faith.
   Once he found his job at the Trent Wood Water Sanitation Plant things started to turn around he found a nice little apartment a mile away from the plant making it easy to ride his bike to work every day. Peter hated driving, he hated all the hussle and the bussle of driving in California and never really learned how to drive. He never had the money for a car anyways. After he got settled down he bought him self a German Shepard and named him Spock, he and his brother were big Trekkies and watched old re-runs every morning right before they went surfing, and the Shepard's pointy ears reminded him of the ears of Spock.
   Life was pretty simple, and rather boring for Peter and Spock. That is until he met Oliver three years ago and that's when things started to get interesting.

Old Ones Full of Wisdom

Ok my Dad isn't that old, but he is full of wisdom that's for sure. So I made a very wise chose myself, to go talk to my dad before picking up this puppy that way I wouldn't get grounded for the rest of my life. He did what he always dose and gave me the logical explanation to as why I shouldn't get a puppy. It's not that he doesn't like them it's just that he feels like I need to be able to be free and have nothing holding me back from what I want to do. If I got a dog I wouldn't be able to go explore the world, or move away to college or go on a mission. I'll just have to wait till I'm settled in life till I get a dog.... I'm glad I talked to my dad though, because I don't know what I would of done with my puppy!!! Even though he is super cute!!

Im Just a Red without my Rover

I want a puppy more than anything in the world. Now i just need to convince my parents that i can get one.... you see i decide to take action upon this today.... i really really want a puppy and i started to look at ksl's web site and found the most perfect puppy in the world. I already made an appointment to go take a look at it.... he is just so adorable and i already made an offer for him.... yikes im in trouble... haha he is just to cute to not have. i need him!!!!!!!! i feel some major disciplin coming....yes that is him on the left.... adorable!