Probably the dumbest cat ever

If you know me, you will know that i am a big fan of the Simpson. If you are familiar with the yellow family you might know there is a recurring character on the show they call her the crazy cat lady. She usally mutters some form of giber-ish, while grabing cats out of her coat and throwing them at people. The untold story of they crazy cat lady is what scares me the most. When the cat lady was a child, she wanted to be a docture and a lawer. pretty crazy huh. well she went and lived her dream of being a docture and a lawer. She started getting a little stressed out with all the work so she bought her self a couple cats untill the job drove her coo-coo-bannas, then she became the well known cat lady. You see this is my worst fear. That i will give into stress one day and become the town's crazy cat lady. except with birds. yeah birds.

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                         (here take one of my cats, they need a home and i cant take care of them, have mercy on the cute little kittens.)

 The wise Liz Lemon once said "She will turn into one of those crazy ladies who lets her birds fly around cage less" My question is... Whats wrong with that!!!!

Birds are pretty awesome, and they make my day go by like one-hundred times better. They are so happy and chearful. unfourtunitly my family dose not agree... you see i have two parkeets, one's name is Avary, the other is Avalon. and my family pretty much hates them. There to nosiey or something.

Anyyy wayyys so yeah, i like birds. One day i want to live in a avary because that would be heck-a-tight.

So even though i do love birds i love cats as well just like the cat lady. you might be yelling to your self..."YOU CANT LIKE CATS AND BIRDS! YOUR CATS WILL KILL YOUR BIRDS!!!" Aw quite the contrary, you see cats these days are pretty fat and lazy, so fat and lazy that they don't even try to kill birds anymore!!! (what ever happened to Selvester chasing Tweety Bird?) Well.... At least my cat is. My cat can barley even call himself a cat. He is the laziest fattest cat ever (he would make Garfield proud) and he is afraid of everything to high-piched whistling to parakeets. Yep parakeets. some times he will try to lightly bat at my parakeets when they are running around but they will in-turn turn around and attack him with pecks and squawks and he will cower away to a conner like the pathetic thing he is. My parakeets are so dumb. They have no survival instincts. at all. they will be flying around and land right on my cat (I think they like his soft fur or something) and my cat will freak out but he doesn't really know what to do. He just kind of sits there and crys, then twiches his fur a bunch, and turns his head to try and get them off of him.

 some times he just walks around and lets the birds ride around on him, that is if he doesnt die of fright first. I think my parkeets are a lot smarter then i credit them for. They got a big furry cat under their control. they can tell him too leave if they dont want him around, or they can just ride around on him like he is their personal show-fur.  now thats livin the dream.